You could never have me. You could never have ANY hot, bratty princess. And that fucking turns you on. You love that the only thing that I find interesting about you is your cash. You love that I fucking take every penny you have, and then refuse to give you the time of day.

You absolutely love ruining your orgasm for me. So buy this clip and ruin it for me. I want you to jerk as fast as you can and ruin it as quick as you can. I don't have all day waiting for YOU to stroke your cock and enjoy your jerk session. It's all about the act of ruined orgasms. Believe me, if I could give you a ruined orgasm without the pleasure of stroking it I would, but that's not possible. So grab your dick, hurry up and stroke it so you can ruin it for me! Remastered Version Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

Your gooning addiction is spiraling out of control - and you LOVE IT. I want you to focus on one specific aspect of your life: your finances. All of your cash should be spend on GOON GODDESSES - specifically, Princess Candy. All of your cash should be used to fund your porn collection. Your money is better in the pockets of goon goddesses and porn brats. PAY PAY PAY. You don’t need cash - you need porn and pumping. Who gives a fuck if your account reads $0, if your cock is hard and your mind is melted. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

You’re going to be learning some affirmations today. Yes, you’re obviously going to be stroking your cock, but there’s more to it than that. You’re not just going to be pumping today. You’re going to be pumping while repeating the phrases that I tell you. You’re going to activate the sex centers of your brain, while simultaneously affirming yourself as the exact type of gooner that Princess Candy wants you to be. You’re going to solidify your status as a gooning, edging, loser. Are you ready? Buy this video, edge your cock, and repeat after me.

It’s your lucky day! You constantly want to goon, but I often love to tease and torment you, and keep you from playing with yourself. But, like I said, it’s your lucky fucking day. Today, I want you to goon for me. I want you to continue moving in the direction of becoming an entirely mindless goon zombie, if you’re not already. I want you to grab your cock and stroke it until your eyes lose focus and your brain forgets how to process visual stimuli. Are you ready to dive in? Goon For Me, Bitch.

This is who you’ve become. Your entire persona has changed. You’ve morphed into this… new creature. This endlessly edging entity. And are you ashamed? Do you feel bad about it? No, of course you don’t. You fucking love it. You love the hole that you’ve fallen into, and you want nothing more than to continue falling further. In fact, the more of a filthy obsessed goon you become, the hornier you get. It’s a vicious cycle. But, exactly how far HAVE you fallen? You might have some general idea. You might consider your current condition, compared to, say, when you first started gooning. But how much progress have you really made? You can take a guess for yourself, but it’s time for you to get a measurement from someone with true authority in the field.

Hey beta bitch. I think it’s really important that you understand your purpose in life. Being a beta defines you as a person. You need to embrace who you are and your purpose. You live to serve me. You live to pay me. You can’t pleasure me sexually. You can’t impress me with your telant or wit. You have CASH and you should be thankful for that. Without your cash, you’re a completely useless beta. At least when you pay, you can become somewhat useful to me. Stroke your cock as I remind you of your one and only purpose - paying. Remastered Version. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

Your life is porn. Your existence is porn. There was once a part of you that had other interests and directives in life, but that part has been consumed by the dominant piece of your psyche. The lesser drives in your brain have been quashed, and their resources diverted to the thing that matters. Porn. Porn is everything. Porn is what’s important. Every attempt, both past and future, to separate yourself from pornography, is absolutely futile. Your brain is absolutely fucked for porn, and that’s the way it’s going to stay. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

Let’s find out how much of a findom addict you are! I am going to demand tribute after tribute within this clip, starting with a low amount and working up to nearly impossible tribute amounts. When will you stop sending? Don’t worry, with the proper findom training - eventually - you will make it to the very end of the clip and send ALL of the tributes. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

Dick is a generous term, actually. Does that thing qualify as a dick? I guess we can call it that for now, but it’s… an outlier, to say the least. Oh, did you get turned on from that little bit of text? Did your little spaghetti noodle spring to life at the mention of its own inferiority? And now you probably want to touch it. I suppose I could allow that, especially seeing as no other human being on this planet is going to do it for you. So sure, go ahead. Play with you gross little dick.

Those of you who have spent significant time within the gooner headspace may have become aware of the experiences of your fellow devotees. You might have made use of some of the social media channels that I’ve set up, or you may have found goon buddies independently of my direction. Either way, it’s likely that you have found that most little gooners share a set of core experiences in their depraved journeys. When goons hear the stories of other goons, it seems to strengthen their resolve to fall deeper down the hole. To that end, I would like to share the story of one of my long time goons that I’ve molded into an especially obedient lump of jizzy clay over the years. May the true story of his mind wrecking serve as a guide to those of you traveling the same road.

Are you surprised that I would let you have an orgasm? You should be. This isn’t a free for all. You’re going to submit to my will in a very specific way to get this ultimate reward. Does the fact that the word “trick” is in the title make you feel a certain kind of way about how this is going to end?

You know, a lot of men are pleasant to be around. A lot of men have charisma, and charm. They’re attractive, and fun, and they make the women around them feel nice. Sometimes even horny, or sexually fulfilled. Isn’t that so fucking strange that you’re in the same general category as people like that? Because, you have none of those qualities, and you never will. You can never fully make amends for being the exact opposite of what every woman on this planet desires, but you can at least start, by paying this month’s loser tax. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

I know you realize what’s happening here. You are becoming so addicted to me. The more you stroke to me, the easier it becomes to say “Yes” to me. There’s nothing you can do to change the path that you’ve started on with me. You’re falling, right now. Wrap your hand around your cock as you accept your reality as my slave - forever. I am reprogramming your brain, so the only thing that makes you hard is hearing my voice. The only thing that can get you off is me humiliating you. I am making you into my little stroke puppet slave. With every stroke, you become more subservient to me. Give in. I own you now, and you are my slave forever. So buy this clip, you will never escape. You will do whatever I say at all times. Remastered Version.

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You saw the title. You know the drill. You have some amount of money, and I ought to have it instead. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

I love controlling your wallet and your cock simultaneously. You’re so weak for me. And we both know that if you want anything you have to pay for it, and stroking your cock is no exception. You get off on paying me. Your money is better off with me. I’m a spoiled brat and I love taking your cash. You will pay to stroke. You will pay to cum. You will pay just to pay, because that’s what I want, and spoiled Princess Candy always gets what she wants! Remastered Version Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

You don’t deserve cash. You don’t deserve pussy. You don’t deserve attention. You deserve to be ripped off.

How many times have we been around this circle together? How many times have I had to sit and watch as you trod through the fallacious process of “quitting” your gooning habit and becoming a “normal” person? I don’t know. I mean, I guess I don’t really care. It’s kind of funny sometimes. It’s ultimately a source of torment for you, which I find pretty entertaining. And it’s made even better by the fact that… we both know how it’s going to end. We BOTH know that gooning is your purpose. We BOTH know that serving Princess Candy is your master role in life. So, I guess you can keep dragging yourself through this embarrassing wheel of reject and recant… or, you can lean into femdom, and just fucking accept who you are.

You’ll actually do anything I tell you, if we’re being honest. So, obviously you’ll jerk off to anything, if I prompt you to. And yes, we will be doing a practical demonstration of this phenomenon today. Purely for my amusement, you’re about to masturbate to things that are… not what you’d typically think of as arousing. You know what is arousing though? Serving me. And if I tell you to jerk off to something, then doing it gets you hot no matter what.

Flip your legs up, act like a pathetic loser, and give yourself a facial. I want you to coat your face and tongue in CUM. Be my little jizz slut. So pathetic! Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

The time has come for Princess Candy to evaluate your performance as a gooner! This review is mandatory for all gooners. All who participate will receive an individual review by Princess Candy, and will be set upon the path to become the ultimate stroke obsessed gooner boy. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

You’ll always be addicted to me. And I’ll always break your fucking heart.

You’ve struggled to swallow your cum in the past. I know it’s hard to follow through. You might even have gotten as far as cumming in your own mouth, but weren’t able to go all the way. But that’s going to change. We’re going to get you past that hump. You’re going to take your own cum over into your mouth, and you’re going to fucking swallow it.

Do you think any woman has ever masturbated with a babycut carrot? Do they make dildos the size of your dick? Rhetorical questions, obviously. Okay sure, maybe once you get it in, you can…. Oh, you don’t last very long either? Okay then. I mean, maybe one woman in like… 500 would be okay with a small penis like yours? But then, you can’t even last for a significant length of time? What’s the fucking point? Alright then. I guess your penis is just entirely useless.

Your penis is like a little piece of skin colored drier lint that got stuck in your underwear. It’s remarkably small. It could be like… ten times the size it is now, and it still wouldn’t approach being enough for me. You know how I am, right? I’m kind of a size queen. I like big, thick, juicy, meaty cocks. I like cocks that have to ease in slowly. I like cocks that make me do a fucking double take. Your speck doesn’t do any of those things. The only thing remarkable about your moat of dust is how statistically improbable it is. The best means your little amoeba of a sex organ has of giving any woman pleasure is its ability to evoke laughter. It’s too fucking small. It’s been too small for any woman you’ve ever been dating, married to, crushing on, interested in, adjacent to, or riding public transit with. It’s too small for all of them, and it’s too fucking small for me. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

You’re like a little toy machine that sits on my shelf, ready to be used and activated whenever I feel like. You’re a robot that goons and serves Princess Candy, and all I have to do to make use of you is flip your little switch to the on position. It doesn’t matter what else you might be doing. It doesn’t matter what other plans you might have. When Princess Candy activates her obedient little goon, he comes to life right away. He comes to life with no hesitation, ready to serve, ready to stroke, and ready to GOON. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

How much cash have I taken from you? How many times have you paid over a hundred dollars for one of my clips with a runtime of shorter than five minutes? A lot, probably. You've probably paid nearly 10k for my ripoff clips. I mean, I have a fuck ton of them. Is your collection complete? Do you actually have every single one? Sounds like you have a ripoff addiction. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

Start stroking your cock, I'm going to allow you to have one final jerk session before I lock your cock for locktober. ALL LOCKTOBER PARTICIPANTS, BUY THIS - EVEN IF YOU ARE ALREADY LOCKED. Remastered version.

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