Are you a goon? Let’s find out with this multi question quiz! There’s an optional interactive component.

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We’ve reached this point again! Yep, here we are! You’ve once again tried to get yourself onto the path toward normalcy. You have this misguided idea in your head about living an average life, and enjoying the things that normal men enjoy. You’ve done this before. A lot of my goons do this, actually. They… break off contact, they close their accounts, they delete their gooning libraries. Any number of things that they think will break them free. And does it work? I guess that depends on your definition of “free”. Obviously, anybody can stop gooning for a short time. You might have a brief expanse where it seems like you’re free. Sure, but it comes with a price. It never lasts, and when you finally lose the battle with your all-consuming urge to goon, you plummet back in. Then, you’ll be gooning harder, faster, and deeper than ever before. Anyway, like I was saying. Here you are again. Right on the edge of that aforementioned precipice. Get ready to dive back in!

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I’m going to obliterate your wallet… just because I can. I’m a greedy brat, and you crave my financial mistreatment. Open your wallet, and get ready to max out you credit card. Princess Candy’s financial DESTRUCTION feels good.

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Oh wow, how long has it been since you looked at a 3D woman? You fucking pathetic weirdo. I can’t believe you spend all your time jerking your stupid cock to hentai. And… censored hentai? For some reason? What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, I guess it’s a good fit for you, to be honest. You don’t really deserve to look at real woman, and even an unobstructed illustrated representation of a woman seems like it’s probably more than you deserve. So, in reality, I guess you should probably just stick to your pixelated cartoons most of the time. No, it’s actually quite appropriate that you’re a pathetic censored hentai addict.

You’re going to suck dick for me. If you’re reading this, there’s a good chance you’ve already done that. So, we’re going a step further than that, actually. You’re going to suck dick for me in a different sense. You’re going to whore yourself out to an alpha man, for cash, which you will then pay directly to me. You’re LITERALLY going to suck dick for me, and for my bank account. You’re going to be my little gay for pay slut.

And I always get what I want.

You belong to me. You’re completely under my control. I’m beautiful, and dominant, and you want to stroke your cock for me. Of course you do. But you’re not allowed to touch your cock without my permission. I control you, and I control your cock. If you’re a good boy and obey Princess Candy’s instructions, you may be granted the privilege to touch yourself. Or maybe I’ll deny you completely. Remastered version
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You’re about to get lured. You’re about to be led into a trap. You’re about to, once again, find yourself in a place that you’ve found yourself many times before. It doesn’t matter how many times you fall for the same tricks. It doesn’t matter how many times you tell yourself that you won’t let this happen again. You can never stay away. You can’t reduce your consumption in any way. This clip is called Gooner Bait. You know exactly what it is, and what it’s for. And yet, you’re still going to buy it, watch it, and let it catapult you right back into the goon hole.

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Does the idea of blackmail make your cock hard? If you answered "yes", buy this clip and play along.

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So… perhaps you're interested in Blackmail, but you're too nervous to pull the trigger and send really personal information? Today, I’m giving you an opportunity to play along with my blackmail games without a huge immediate risk... while still getting the rush of sending your info. You’ll be sending me information today, but only numbers... without context, these numbers will mean nothing to me. But it will be incredibly hot for you just to reveal a little bit of yourself to me. Most importantly, I am confident that after you play this "no risk" blackmail game, you will be craving more. You will be desperate to go deeper and deeper. It's inevitable.

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You need to realize that you may have gotten in over your head. I own you now, and you just need to accept that reality. I have total control over you. I could demand anything that I wanted from you, and you would give it to me. That's why you're so absolutely fucked. If you’re reading this, there’s a good chance I already have enough info to completely ruin you. But, you also know that I’m greedy. So, purchase this clip and go deeper with me.
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If you’ve purchased my blackmail clips before, you need to purchase this clip immediately. If you’ve sent me info, if you’ve played my games, you need to buy this clip. If you don’t buy this and follow along, you are completely fucked. If you don’t, you will be ruined, outed, exposed. You started down this path of blackmail and there’s no turning back. You wanted this. This clip is required for ALL of my blackmail slaves. Let’s face it, being threatened by me turns you on. Remastered Version

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You’re always desperate to hand over more blackmail info. You want me to have more power. You want me to know more about you and your life, so I can use it against you however I see fit. I love being in control. I love manipulating you and using the information you hand over in your horny state of mind against you. Today I have a very simple blackmail task for you. Complete it. I know you want to. What's the worst that could happen?

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I click… click… click… and my ripoff clips are posted. You click… click… click… and your accounts are emptied directly into mine, like a bottle of water into an olympic swimming pool.

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It takes literally nothing for me. It requires no exertion on my part to take everything that you have and drop it, unnoticed, into my massive bank account.

You’re addicted to me, and you can’t resist an opportunity to fuck your hand for me, can you? It’s the only thing you really enjoy doing these days, so let’s do it right. Let’s take it to the next level. Let’s fans the flames. Let’s throw fuel on the hand fucking fire.

I’ve turned you into a little toy. I own you, and that’s how you like it. You’re addicted to serving and gooning for me. You love being in my pocket. My words give you life. My clips make your cock hard. You’re a mindless slave. You’re a servile puppet. You’re my little goon.

Women’s bodies are not appropriate for you to see. Bare tits, pussies, and asses aren’t meant for your eyes. In person, online, or even in magazines, you should NOT be seeing nudity of any kind. I know you agree with me. And, I think there’s more we can do. You obviously don’t get to see unobstructed nudity, but… what about sexy outfits? I mean, I think it’s reasonable to say that, for the same reason you don’t get full nudity, you shouldn’t be allowed to see sexy outfits, right? It’s really just the same thing, only to a lesser degree. So, the obvious conclusion is that any outfit that exposes anything that could reasonably considered “risqué” in any way, ought to be concealed from your view. So, go ahead and get your dick out. My body is fully clothed AND entirely censored in this clip, but I know that’s not going to stop you from stroking. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

Your wife is boring. She doesn’t make your cock hard. She might be mean to you… but not in the way that you like. Hmm. Yes, it seems like that situation has run its course, and left you with just one option. It’s time to leave your wife, and devote all of your future time to serving your bratty Goddess.

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Look at how pathetic and wimpy you are! No muscle, a small dick, and a masturbation addiction. YOU ARE PATHETIC. At least you have a perfect princess to tell you to pump your dick - PRINCESS CANDY OWNS YOU. And… that's really more than a loser like you could ask for. Since you give me your loser cash, you get to stroke for me. You get to be owned by a perfect bratty Princess. Pump your cock while I call you a beta. You get so stupid when you get hard. Jerking for me is the extent of your sex life. You're a pitiful worthless jerkaholic idiot. I give you purpose, you sad little reject. Every single woman on the plant would reject you instantly, because you're disgusting. If you could get a women right now, you would. But you can't, so here you are, jerking alone like a pitiful little VIRGIN BETA BITCH. You are unworthy of pussy. A beta moron like you wouldn't even know what to do with it anyway. You're such a LOSER. BETA HAND HUMPER FOR LIFE. Remastered Version.

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Every second of freedom that your cock experiences is a second that you’re not achieving the full potential of your own personal sexual fulfillment. Come to think of, every second that your cock isn’t in its cage is ALSO a second that you’re being a less than perfect servant for Princess Candy. I mean, what the fuck is actually going on? What I want is the absolute most important thing, obviously. This has been established, and proven many times over, and what I want is for your cock to be in prison. I want you straining against your cage day in and day out. I want you aching and pulsing, unable to think clearly because of the torment your cock and balls are experiencing. My desire is more than enough to necessitate the immediate incarceration of your junk. But, and I can’t really emphasize this enough, you fucking CRAVE the restriction and denial of a cock cage, ENTIRELY independent of my whims. So what the fuck is your cock doing in the open air right now? Get your cage, slam the cell door shut, and get locked for Princess Candy.

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Listen, I’m not going to bury the lead. No surprises. No spoiler alerts. It’s like ten seconds of me being dismissive, then it’s an empty room. That’s what you’re buying. And that’s not going to deter you, either.

Your cock is going to throb hard for me. You’re going to start pumping for me right now. Get it hard. Make it ache until your balls can’t hold it all in anymore. Tease yourself until the physical manifestation of your horniness starts pushing itself out of the tip of your dick. Jerk until you leak precum.

You’ve proven yourself entirely unworthy of female attention. You don’t get to have sex. Not now, not ever. You’re a fucking loser, and it would be lost on you anyway.

You have to stop gooning? No you don’t. All the non-porn things that are trying to pull you from your little pocket of masturbatory pleasure can be ignored. This is an aspect of your life that you can control. You can decide to keep stroking. You can decide to keep watching my clips. You can decide to ignore distractions. You can decide to keep gooning, even if it’s only for ten more minutes…

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Get exactly what you want for Christmas - BLACKMAIL! You're going to get blackmailed by the blackmail queen herself for Christmas. Don't think, just buy this clip and obey. Experience the ultimate form of domination - blackmail. Buy this clip asap to ensure you get your gift by Christmas... Merry Christmas. Remastered Version.

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If you want to be a REAL SISSY girl for ME you have to follow all of my rules. They're pretty simple, but I expect you to follow all of them if you want to be a total SISSY girl. Remastered Version Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

Porn addiction is your life. Porn addiction is your purpose. Your immersion in porn is so powerful, that you can’t be bothered with petty things like… Holidays, or… time with loved ones. There’s no time for that. Fuck holidays, and fuck a social life. All your time has to be dedicated to your porn addiction. Forget about everything else. Don’t see loved ones. Don’t see friends. Jerk. Goon. I want you to abandon all notions of a “normal life”. You’re not a normal person. You’re a fucking goon. Merry Christmas, you filthy porn addict. Remastered Version.

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You think you deserve a gift this Christmas? Well, you’re in luck. I actually do have something for you. You get to watch me take off my clothes. Your dick’s probably already getting hard at the thought of seeing my nude body, isn’t it? Well, if you think I’m actually going to let you see naked, you’ve severely overestimated what you deserve. Perfect sensual yet bratty tease to make your cock ACHE. Remastered Version

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I’m going to control your cock, gooner! Get ready to complete your 3 day edging schedule. There’s an optional interactive component. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

You’ve had cock on your mind for a long time. I know this as well as you do. There’s nothing wrong with it. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. You should do what makes you happy and turns you on. In fact, I’m sure there plenty of guys out there who would absolutely love to shove their big hard cocks right down your throat. Don’t let whatever stigma you may perceive deter you. You’ve been fantasizing about cock. Why shouldn’t your fantasy become a reality?

I don’t give a fuck about whatever romantic entanglements you claim to be apart of. But, you knew that already, didn’t you? You know that your marriage, your relationships, your love interests… whatever they are, mean absolutely fuck all to me. You belong to Princess Candy, not to some random woman you met. You do my bidding, no matter what obligations she may try to convince you to honor. You’re my toy. My puppet. My little pet. I control you. She doesn’t.

The Goon Doll was created specifically to control the minds and wallets of horny men like you. Goon Doll smiles at you, and your defenses are automatically lowered. Goon Doll wields immense amounts of power over you. Goon Doll will take everything you have and leave your cock aching for more.

You’re slipping further into my grasp. It’s easy for me to manipulate you, because I have control of your cock. You can’t even hear my name without getting a pulsing hard on. But you know what? It’s not enough. We’re going to go deeper. I want an even firmer grasp on your submissive mind. Under my control, you’re going to become even more mindless. You’re going to become an even better jerk zombie. You’re going to devote yourself ever more fervently to your superior Princess. Your cock is under my control. Remastered Version.

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Are you ready to follow some simple instructions? Probably not, to be honest. I know it can be hard for you to process information when you’re horny, but you’re just going to have to do your best.

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You deserve denial. You don't deserve pussy. You don't ever deserve an orgasm by your own hand. You deserved to be teased, denied, cuckolded, feminized, and humiliated. Accept your fate as a denied humiliated bitch for life. Pussy is reserved for real men, and you're going to service them. I'm going to lock that little clit in a chastity cage and whore you out to hot, hung men. I have slowly progressed you from a humiliated slave, to a denied slave, to a feminized slave, to a whored out AND denied slave. Being in chastity will allow you to focus on what's important- servicing those big throbbing cocks. You might have dreamt about having a cock like that of your own, but that was before you realized that you're just a sissy whore who needs to be SUCKING those cocks. You were never meant to have a big throbbing cock. You were born with a clitty, and you belong on your knees with your tiny clit locked in chastity. Repeat after me: "I deserve to be denied" "I deserve to be feminized" "I deserve to have my clit locked in chastity" "I want to suck big thick throbbing cock". Remastered Version

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Start watching this clip right at 11:52, on the dot, on December 31st. You’ve probably gotten a lot further into gooning this year. Your addiction is probably growing quite a bit. Watching a goon habit take over a slave’s life is one of my favorite things, actually. But, your addiction isn’t done growing. In fact, in the year 2024, we’re going to take you to heights of porn and jerking addiction that you didn’t even know were possible. You’re going to end 2023 gooning, and starting 2024 gooning. Get ready for 2024 to be a fucking blur of porn, jerking, and gooning. Get ready for a steady stream of mesmerizing gooner clips from Princess Candy. Get ready to abandon everything else in your life to jerk for me. Get your finger ready, and press play RIGHT at 11:52. Get ready to Goon Into The New Year. Remastered Version

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