I’m going to OWN your holes via blackmail. I have a program for you to follow that will lead to you SUCKING and FUCKING cock. If you don’t obey, the stakes will be raised. But, we both know you’re going to obey. Are you ready to get pimped out via blackmail?

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Though a few of you may be able to draw a comparison from real life experience, the majority of my goons are virgins, and as such, need someone to give them a detailed explanation of why, specifically, gooning is better than sex. Gooning will always serve as a greater source of pleasure than any sort of real life interactive sexual experience that you could ever imagine being part of, and I’m going to tell you exactly why. ALL GOONERS MUST PURCHASE THIS CLIP! Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

You know… You could have avoided this. You could have taken the necessary steps to avoid becoming the way that you are. You could have kept yourself from becoming a person whose very nature requires monetary apologies. You could have maintained a minimum baseline of social acceptability, but you chose not to, and now you have to make up for it.

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Stroke for me. Stroke your cock, but whatever you do… don’t you DARE cum. Keep your hand gliding up and down your shaft. I’m going to make it so fucking hard for you to hold back. But you’re going to have to fight it. Don’t even think about letting loose. You don’t get to finish today. Don’t you DARE cum. Obsess over me: WhereIsCandy.com Apply to serve me: SlaveToCandy.com Join my mailing list to get good boy treats: CandyGlitterMail.com TheCandyGlitter.com

If you’re reading this, you’re almost certainly an absolute dumbfuck. So, what the FUCK are you waiting for?

This clip title called to you, didn’t it? It’s because you are, in fact, totally fucking gay. You want cock. You want cum. You want dicks in all your holes, don’t you? There’s no hiding it anymore. And why should you? Fuck that. Embrace it. Keep jerking to gay porn. Get gayer. This is who you are, and you need to accept it. Accept who you are. You’re totally fucking gay.

Transform. Submit. Melt. Fall. Allow your consciousness to melt into my control. There’s no other path. There’s no other option for you. Become weak. Become servile. Become submissive. Surrender your entire mind. Stroke. Obey. Dissolve. Transform for Princess Candy.

If you’ve done blackmail with Princess Candy, there’s a good chance that you’ve used my blackmail timer already. But, what you might not be familiar with is the concept of chaos mode. What is it, you might ask? Well, I’m not going to tell you here. Why don’t you fuck around and find out for yourself?

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Yet again, you've tried to convince yourself that you belong somewhere else. You think this time will be different? Perhaps you will attempt to "quit" gooning?  No, because you understand that your place is at my feet, worshipping me. You understand that gooning for ME can be all consuming and expensive. Maybe you've attempted to find a domme who doesn't take you as deep, just so you can fill your goon cup enough to avoid total destruction. But that doesn't really satisfy you in the same way, does it? You've made many gooner escape attempts, and each time it ends the same - with you right back here, at my feet, GOONING mindlessly for me. So,  don't waste any more GOON hours. Buy this, and accept the fact that you have, YET AGAIN, suffered through another one of your failed GOONER escape attempts.

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You don’t get to see my tits. They’re covered up, and yet it’s still extremely easy for me to use them to rip you off. They control you from behind my hand bra. It’s not even a question. A little underboob, or a glimpse of cleavage is all it takes for you to be ripped off by my tits.

You love being useful, don’t you? You’ve never had a purpose like this before. You’ve never been this good at anything in your whole life. But now, you’ve found your calling. Your place as Princess Candy’s wallet has brought more satisfaction to your life than you ever dreamed possible. You have more purpose now than you thought you’d ever have. And you know what? It’s only going to get better. I’m going to make you a more efficient cash dispenser. I’m going to take more from you, and I’m going to exert less effort doing it. You fucking LOVE it when I use you as my wallet.

I’m going to tell you what to do. I’m going to tell you what to think. You’re not going to protest or resist. This is what you want. You don’t want to make your own decisions. You don’t want to be strong willed or independent. You want to be Princess Candy’s slave. You want to be subservient. You want to be simple and mindless. You want nothing more than to be weak and willing.

I want your cash, and I don’t feel like doing a dialogue about it. Shut the fuck up, and buy this clip.

That’s why you’re here, obviously. And, not only is she boring- she’s oblivious. Unaware. She has NO IDEA what you are. She has no idea that you don’t belong to her, but to Princess Candy. What would she say if she found out that you belong to a domme on the internet? It doesn’t really matter, actually. Play this video at full volume while you’re in bed with her, for all I care. You know what’s interesting? You could actually let the details your perverse nature slip to her, and it wouldn’t affect me at all. You could be in the midst of a full blown fight, and you’d still be sending me cash. You know why? Because no matter what either of you do, you find wifey to be… boring.

What’s the point of your life? Do you have some naive notion of a higher calling? A career? Some kind of hobby? Fuck off with that nonsense. None of that gives you a sliver of the joy and satisfaction you get from stroking your cock and gooning for Princess Candy. Throw it in the trash. Realize your true desires in life. Shift your priorities, and build your life around your gooner purpose.

You’re a creature that occupies the lower rungs of social society. You somehow happened to find yourself in possession of excess cash, and we need to remedy that issue.

1. Oxygen 2. The cerebellum 3. Candy Glitter What? Oh, it’s a short randomized list of things that are inextricably connected to your brain, and without which it cannot function in any meaningful way. Just things that are so deeply important to your existence that you couldn’t really live without them. Would you try to “quit” oxygen? Would you ever think you can “do without” vital physical parts of your brain? No, those are obviously stupid questions. An equally stupid notion that I sometimes hear is that some of my subs think they may be able to “quit” Candy Glitter’s femdom, and “do without” her control and guidance. But they all learn the error of their ways. They all come to learn, after a short length of time, that their connection to Candy can never be severed. Yes, all of my subs eventually find, that they can’t quit Candy.

I want you to ruin your orgasm, and then eat the resulting cum. Don’t like it? Yes you do. You fucking love doing disgusting, humiliating tasks for me. And I think it’s hilarious to make you do things like this, and I know you would never pass up the opportunity to please me. If you’re good, you might even get to have a normal orgasm. But don’t fucking count on it.