You can’t stop fucking your hand. You’re a pitiful little mindless loser, and that’s all you’ll ever be. Do you realize how you look? Do you realize how embarrassing you are? Other people have hopes, and dreams, and goals, and aspirations. And you… look forward to logging on and jerking your cock for porn everyday. Wow. But hold on… you do have a goal in life, don’t you? You’re a massive gooner, yes, but you want to go DEEPER, don’t you? You want to dive deeper and deeper down the goon hole. You want to get more addicted. You want to lose your fucking mind. You want to jerk until your body melts into a puddle sticky jizz. You want nothing more than to more deeply entrench your condition as a Pathetic Gooning Loser.
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