Why would anyone ever even think of touching your hideous penis? This isn’t even confusing to you. You know what the deal is. You know that you’re undesirable in every available way. I mean… you jerk off to girls being mean to you over the internet. Is that the behavior of a sexually normally person? Obviously not. You are a fucked up little pervert beta, and you’ll always be that way. Nobody wants to fuck someone like that, and you need to just accept it. You’ll always be a fucking sexual reject.
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